Facebook Friends
Facebook.com is a wonderful social network that started as an exclusive interactive friendship group supposedly to cover the Harvard elite group of students, which has snowballed into a 55 million membership website with a multi-billion turnover in profits.
What makes Facebook friends so special?
Facebook uses web 3.0 as their platform where you do not need a special software to access or do anything – you do it through the Internet. MySpace was once upon a time the favorite of the teens but Facebook has rewritten history with its unimaginable success in the course of a short span of three years.
The virtual environment that Face book offers its members is addictive to say the least and it seems that everybody who hears about it want to see what it is all about. This is the only way to explain how an internal university friendship network exploded into a 55 million member global gigantic network.
With Facebook friends you can interact with different people (within the network) or just showcase your profile that broadcasts your preferences. There are innumerable new applications on this site which makes it a great place for Facebook friends to play games, exchange ideas, quiz each other, share music and movies and many other such things.
One Other Use of the Massive Facebook Friends Network – Making Money
Yes, Facebook friends make money through the network as well. In fact this is one of the most happening money-making website today. Face book comes equipped with two great tools - Facebook friend adders and Facebook bots which are meant to provide you with an exceptionally effective way to let others know what you have to offer. For example, you have the stealth friend bomber – this is a wonderful way to generate friendship requests for friends, pokes (it is similar to winks on dating online sites, i.e. a way to provoke someone in responding to you) and messages.
This means you can get more attention to your profile than with any other tool on the Net. And given the fact that Face book friends are moving in circles where one knows another and move through recommendations, whatever you have advertised on your profile page would travel around like wild fire giving you more coverage than you could have ever hoped for.
What do you get with Facebook friends?
Just to recapitulate, you get friends, you get a great free place to advertise your business, and you get an exceptional way to get targeted traffic and hence make piles of money as well. What else could you ever wish for from a social network? Here you are with both quality and quantity plus some amazing features that the Face book offers their online marketing software.
This could be one of the main reasons why Face book friends is today one of the fastest growing social networks across the globe. They found a way to capitalize on the trust that friendship generates to work out lucrative ways to earn money. No doubt that Facebook friends is the place to be – for old and young, for new and old, for greenbacks and veterans.
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The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:
Here's a little story of a man named John
A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone
It seems one night after gettin' with the wife
She lopped off his schlong with a swipe of a knife
Pecker that is,
Rodeoed, fillet food
Well, the next thing you know there's a ginsu by his side
And Lorena's in the car taking willie for a ride
She soon got tired of her purple headed friend
And tossed him out the window as she rounded the bend
Curve, that is
Pricker shrubs, wheel hubs
She went to the cops and confessed to the attack
And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back
They sniffed and they barked, then they pointed "over there"
To John Wayne's henry that was wavin' in the air
Found, that is
By a fence, evidence
Now peter and John couldn't stay apart too long
So a d***-doc said "Hey, I can fix your d**g!"
A needle and a thread's just the thing you're gonna need
Then the world held it's breath till they heard that John peed
Whizzed, that is
Stitched seam, straight stream
Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court
With a cock-eyed lawyer (since his assets came up short)
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape
And his pecker was the only one they didn't show on tape
Video, that is,
Unexposed, case closed
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